$SUIMON is what happens when your
childhood love for
Pokémon gets rugged into the blockchain…
and
then hits the gym.
Just raw, unfiltered childhood trauma
— liquified and launched on SUI.
It’s not GameBoy anymore. It’s GainBoy™
Well… he’s not the same person anymore.
All that traveling around the world without parents as an innocent kid, constantly being stalked and attacked by an adult couple — an ezo chick with purple hair and her creepy boyfriend, along with their unsocialized cat — left him deeply traumatized.
Then there were the over-the-top boob-job strippers in latex nurse costumes…yeah, that didn’t help either.
Now he's an adult, struggling with drinking problems and no social life, spending all his days at the gym. He caught them all — from Pikachu to syphilis — so he had to find a new purpose. He changed his name to Chad, and now he’s determined to catch all the gains.
Aside from his own demons, on his path to catch all the gains, Chad is constantly battling Team Jeet — paper-handed cowards who try to sell before you can even take out your balls — and Dark Chad founders, who rug memes faster than you can spell psyfuck.
And we, the community of his humble servants, are here to help him — to never stop fighting until we meme them all into submission.
Join Us in the fight.
The art? Not licensed. Not subtle. Just pure alpha satire and creative chaos.
And your Suimander won’t breathe fire
— but it might just breathe volume into your wallet.
It’s here to make fun of it, pump your bags, and turn millennial nostalgia into Gen-Z degeneracy — one pump at a time.
So grab your Suiballs, your preworkout, or just your Ledger.
Gotta mock ‘em all.
$SUIMON
